Children Joke
Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.
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Children Joke
Mouse Joke
The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
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Mouse Joke
Church Joke
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
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Church Joke
Politician Joke
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
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Politician Joke
Tomato Joke
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
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Tomato Joke
Men Emotion Joke
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
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Men Emotion Joke
Light Travel Joke
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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Light Travel Joke
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