Police Joke

We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.

Relationship Joke

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.

Hurt You Joke

The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.

Grandfather Joke

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Idiot Joke

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

New Bike Joke

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.