News Joke

Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

Children Joke

Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.

Mouse Joke

The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Church Joke

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

Politician Joke

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

Tomato Joke

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

Sex Joke

Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

Men Emotion Joke

Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

Grow Up Joke

We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.

Light Travel Joke

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.